Somewhere in the Multiverse two ideologies are at war, The Agency is a Techno-hierarchy while The Garden is an organic consciousness. Each organization sends out agents who travel up and down time streams, back and forth across dimensions altering the future here, deleting a bit of the past there in their efforts to bring themselves into existence. Red is the top agent for The Agency while Blue is her counterpart for The Garden.
Such is the background for ‘This is How You Lose the Time War’ by authors Amal el-Mohtar and Max Gladstone. As the story begins Red has emerged victorious in a large battle in some corner of reality when she spies a piece of paper with the words “Burn before Reading” written upon it. Although they have never met Red immediately knows that the message is from her enemy Blue and guesses that the message could be either a trap or an attempt to turn her to Blue’s side. Knowing that even reading the message could be a betrayal to her side she burns the paper and in the fading ashes she reads the first in a series of letters passed surreptitiously between the two time warriors.
As you have probably guessed by now ‘This is How You Lose the Time War’ is a different kind of Science Fiction novel, written in a technique as much poetry as prose, with world building that is both abstract and minimalist. The rules of plausibility, so often broken in Science Fiction are here gleefully ignored. This is a story that is more about style than plot and indeed its plot is really a very familiar one.
The two agents are soon passing notes back and forth and of course they soon fall in love, both are female by the way. To be honest I didn’t see the parallels to ‘Romeo and Juliet’ until Shakespeare’s play was explicitly mentioned. “Two houses alike in dignity…From ancient grudge break to new mutiny.” and “Two star crossed lovers” but it was pretty easy to see where the plot was going. As I said ‘This is How You Lose the Time War’ is more about style than plot.
After about a dozen messages between Red and Blue I was starting to find the story becoming repetitious but the authors must have also realized that because at this point the two agent’s superiors begin to suspect that something is going on and Red and Blue are soon put in a situation reminiscent of Romeo and Juliet’s in Act 4. The ending is quite different however and I was pleased that I managed to figure it out ahead of time.
As I said ‘This is How You Lose the Time War’ doesn’t have a very intriguing plot, and if you really like the details of world building you’ll be disappointed. However the writing of Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone is very clever and interesting, again something like poetry.
And another thing, it’s a quick read. It took me less than two days to finish the novel. So if you’re looking for a light desert after a heavy meal like Dune or GOT maybe you should try ‘This is How You Lose the Time War’. While it may not be memorable it is nevertheless certainly enjoyable.